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The Graduate Center
The Homeless Grad Center is open to anyone,
anytime, in any condition. We always leave
the light on for you, to shine onto your
positive qualities and features.
We care about you, but more importantly,
we show you how to care for yourself.
With our wide range of course selections
and offerings, you're sure to find your
own unique path to self-acceptance, self-confidence
and worldly power.
Here are some of our courses:
Communication & Empathy One
of our most popular courses, we have just
made it the one core-requirement for all
of our students. It focuses on the complex
issues that all homeless people face when
dealing with those of different station
in life. Especially in crowded cities, people
become flustered when they can't explain
why they are not homeless and you are -
this can cause for awkward on-street exchanges.
Break the cycle! Through this course, we
learn how to effectively deal with the unspoken
discomforts of the working classes, eventually
leading to your reawakening as a sentient
being.
The Guilty Religion As you and
many of your friends know, faith in God
hasn't helped you yet. In these course
we discuss the farse of religion, and
how it has traditionally functioned as
a stranglehold for the self-righteous
over the unsure, the weak, the ill, the
depressed and, of course, the homeless.
We discover the methods to flip the script,
grabbing the preachers, priests and self-righteous
moralists by their masks - watch out as
they hold on for dear life, dropping money,
food and clothing right into your lap!
Young, Drunk, Confused This is
an area many of our graduates have learned
to make an entire living off of. Thursday
thru Saturday nights see the streets filled
with young, hard working marketing executives
and college students. They are all usually
slightly confused, self-conscious, and
intent on making good impressions on their
friends and/or dates. Learn the many ways
to approach these people, using their
class-based and political insecurities
to your favor!
Want to receive a full course offering
list? Send an email to: Courses@HomelessGradCenter.com
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